wrestling jokes

Funny jokes about wrestling

 

Q: What’s the difference between a wrestling career and herpes?

A: A wrestling career doesn’t last forever.

 

Q: Vince Russo, Triple H and Stephanie McMahon are trapped on a sinking ship. Who will be saved?

A: The Pro Wrestling Industry!

 

Anyone hear any good pro wrestling jokes? I've got one, straight from Bobby "The Brain" Heenan. He claims it's all anyone needs to hear to understand the business of pro wrestling.

 

A kid walks up to a wrestling promoter and says "I wanna be a wrestler." The promoter is annoyed and wants to get rid of the kid, and tells him "First you'll have to wash my car." Much to his surprise, the kid does as he's told, and the promoter tells the kid "Come back tomorrow."

Next day, the kid comes back and tells the promoter "I wanna be a wrestler." The promoter is mildly impressed and tells the kid "If you wanna work for me, you'll first have to organize my office." Again, to his surprise, the kid does as he's told, and the promoter tells the kid "Come back tomorrow."

Next day, the kid comes back and tells the promoter "I wanna be a wrestler." The promoter's even more impressed and tells the kid, "A good wrestler knows the ins and outs of the ring. Go set up the ring for me." The kid does as he's told, and the promoter tells him "Come back tomorrow."

Next day, the kid comes back and tells the promoter "I wanna be a wrestler." At this point, the promoter decides he's gonna give the kid his shot and says, "I'll get one of my veterans to train you. But first you'll need to give me a blowjob." He starts undoing his pants, but much to his surprise, the kid protests strongly, saying "But I don't wanna be a babyface!"

 

Q: Want to hear a Wrestling joke?

A: David Otunga

 

Q: How does Randy Orton grade your test if you failed?

A: STUPID! STUPID! STUPID!

 

You know if you're obsessed with wrestling:

"if you start hi-fiving people you don't know"

 

Watching oiled up men wrestling each other in speedos is no longer considered gay.

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