volcano jokes

Funny jokes about volcano

What did the dad volcano say to the mom volcano?

Do you lava me like I lava you?

 

Q: What do you call someone who gets insufferable when his flight is delayed because of the volcano?

A: An ash-hole.

 

Q: What do you call it when someone is trying to decide whom to blame for her volcano related flight delay?

A: Trying to figure out where to lay some ash-fault.

 

Volcano in Iceland. Whats next Earthquake in Asda?

 

Q) My thunder comes before the lightning,

My lightning comes before the clouds,

My rain dries all the land it touches,

What am I?

Answer: A Volcano

 

I think it’s too soon to make jokes about volcanoes…we should at least wait until the dust settles.

 

What's the difference between the volcano and Katie Price? Not much, they both just need to keep their tops on...

 

A volcano is a mountain with hiccups.

 

 

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