UFO jokes

Funny jokes about UFO

Q. How are men like UFOs?

A. You don't know where they come from, what their mission is, or what time they're going to take off.


A flying saucer landed at a gas station on a lonely country road. The two space aliens inside seemed completely unconcerned about detection; in fact, the letters "UFO" were emblazoned in big, bold letters on one side of their shiny craft. As the station owner stood and gawked in silence, paralyzed with shock, his young blonde attendant nonchalantly filled up the tank and waved to the two aliens as they took off.


"Do you realize what just happened?" the station owner finally uttered.


"Yeah," said the blonde attendant. "So?"


"Didn't you see the space aliens in that vehicle?!"


"Yeah," repeated the blonde attendant. "So?"


"Didn't you see the letters 'UFO' on the side of that vehicle?!"


"Yeah," repeated the blonde attendant. "So?"


"Don't you know what 'UFO' means?!"


The blonde attendant rolled his eyes. "Good grief, boss! I've been

working here for six years. Of course I know what 'UFO' means

'Unleaded Fuel Only.'"

Q. What do smart blondes and UFO's have in common?

A. You always hear about them but never see them.

Q: Why do UFO's land in remote areas?

A: Ask yourself! If you had to travel LIGHT YEARS to get to Earth and had to take a piss. Would YOU land in a populated city and whip out your SPACE GUN in front of everyone!

You just might be a Redneck if: The UFO hotline limits you to one call per day.

UFO’s are real. The Air Force doesn’t exist.

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