Space jokes

Funny jokes about the space

Q: What is a spaceman’s favorite chocolate?

A: A marsbar!

Q: Why did the cow go in the spaceship?

A: It wanted to see the mooon!

Q: What is an astronauts favorite key on the keyboard?

A: The space bar!

Q: Where would an astronaut park his space ship?

A: A parking meteor!

Q: Why did Mickey Mouse go to outer space?

A: He was looking for Pluto.

How do spacemen pass the time on long trips ?

They play astronauts and crosses !

A woman at a gas station noticed a spaceship landing in front of her. An alien stepped out of the spaceship and started to pump gas into it. The woman noticed the letters ''U.F.O.'' printed on the side of the ship. She turned to the alien and asked ''Does U.F.O. stand for Unidentified Flying Object?''

The alien answered, ''No, it stands for Unleaded Fuel Only!''

How do astronauts eat their ice cream in space?

In floats

Q: How do you have a party in outer space?
A: You plan-et.

 

 

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