Q. What web site do the Smurfs use to download music?
Q. If you choke a smurf what color does it turn?
A. We'll never know because smurfs are peaceful and loving and Papa Smurf would never allow it!
Q: What's blue and white and red all over?
A: Not Brainy Smurf's books, I can tell you!
"Oh look! The smurfs have grown up!" "Grandma, that's avatar..."
Blue men group visit their geneologist. Geneologist says, 'I have bad news' and he's holding a photo of papa smurf
Q. What do you call a Smurf with its pants down?
A. A blue moon.
Why do smurfs laugh as they walk through the forest?
Because the grass tickles their balls!