Smurf jokes

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Smurf jokes

 

Q. What web site do the Smurfs use to download music?

 

A. Gnapster.com

Q. If you choke a smurf what color does it turn?

 

A. We'll never know because smurfs are peaceful and loving and Papa Smurf would never allow it!

Q: What's blue and white and red all over?

 

A: Not Brainy Smurf's books, I can tell you!

"Oh look! The smurfs have grown up!" "Grandma, that's avatar..."

Blue men group visit their geneologist. Geneologist says, 'I have bad news' and he's holding a photo of papa smurf

Q. What do you call a Smurf with its pants down? 

A. A blue moon.

Why do smurfs laugh as they walk through the forest?

Because the grass tickles their balls!

 

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