Seattle Seahawks jokes
Funny jokes about the Seattle Seahawks
Q: How many Seattle Seahawks does it take to change a tire?
A: One, unless it's a blowout, in which case they all show up
Q: What do you call a Seattle Seahawk with a Super Bowl ring?
A: A Thief
Q: What do the Seahawks and a possum have in common?
A: Both play dead at home and get killed on the road.
Q. What's the difference between the Seattle Seahawks and a dollar bill?
A. You can still get four quarters out of a dollar bill.
Seattle Seahawk Matt Hasselbeck revealed that he played eight games with broken fingers. Even sadder are the three games Tony Romo played with a broken heart.
Q. How do you keep a Seattle Seahawk out of your yard?
A. Put up a goal post.