Seattle Seahawks jokes

Funny jokes about the Seattle Seahawks


Q: How many Seattle Seahawks does it take to change a tire?

A: One, unless it's a blowout, in which case they all show up


Q: What do you call a Seattle Seahawk with a Super Bowl ring?

A: A Thief


Q: What do the Seahawks and a possum have in common?

A: Both play dead at home and get killed on the road.


Q. What's the difference between the Seattle Seahawks and a dollar bill?

A. You can still get four quarters out of a dollar bill.


Seattle Seahawk Matt Hasselbeck revealed that he played eight games with broken fingers. Even sadder are the three games Tony Romo played with a broken heart.


Q. How do you keep a Seattle Seahawk out of your yard?

A. Put up a goal post.

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