San Francisco 49ers jokes
Funny jokes about the San Francisco 49ers
Q: How do the 49ers count to 10?
A: 0-1, 0-2, 0-3, 0-4, 0-5, 0-6, 0-7, 0-8, 0-9, 0-10.
Q: What do San Francisco and Los Angeles have in common?
A: Neither city has a professional football team.
Q: What do you call 47 millionaires around a TV watching the Super Bowl?
A: The San Francisco 49ers
Q: What do you call a San Francisco 49ers with a Super Bowl ring?
A: A thief.
The San Francisco Police are trying to crack down on speeders. For your first speeding offense, they give you two 49ers tickets. For your second offense, they make you use them.
Q: How many San Francisco 49ers does it take to change a tire?
A: One, unless it's a blowout, in which case they all show up