Funny rice jokes
I've figured out why it's always the Africans that win the Marathon, that guy on the motorbike has a bowl of rice on the back!
Yo mama is so stupid it takes her an hour to make minute rice.
Yo' Mama is so bald, she has to use rice for rollers.
Yo' Mama is so poor, she got married for the rice.
You Must Be Chinese If You can't go more that five days without rice.
There was a Chinese man that would always go to the same bar every night for dinner. The bartender would say every night "Hey Lee! What do you want for dinner tonight?" and Lee would say "Flied Lice." Everyone would laugh at him.
So the next day, Lee when back to the bar. "Hey Lee, whats for dinner?"
And everyone laughed again.
So that night Lee went home and practiced saying fried rice.
"FRIED. RICE. FRIED. RICE."
So the next day, Lee when to the bar again. The bartender, halfway to laughing, asked "Hey! What's for dinner?"
Lee said " I want fried rice you plick."
A great day for rice. The recipe said wash thoroughly before steaming the rice. It seemed sort of silly, but I took a shower. I can't say it improved the rice any.
Q: Why can't Chinese Barbecue?
A: Because the rice falls through the grill