Funny retard jokes
Q: How do you kill a retard?
A: Give him a fork and say "Who's special?"
Q: How do you get retards out of a tree?
A: Wave to them!
Q: What's even better than winning the Special Olympics
A: Not being a retard.
Q: What does a blonde say after sex?
A: Thanks guys
Q: You’re a bus driver. At the first stop 4 people get on. At the second stop 8 people on, at the third stop 2 people get off and, at the forth stop everyone got off. The question is what colour are the bus drivers eyes?
A: The same as yours, you’re the bus driver.
What's better than winning one gold medal at the Special Olympics?
Winning two gold medals.
What's better than winning two gold medals at the Special Olympics?
Not being mentally challenged.