Pussy jokes

Pussy jokes

Q: Why do women have vaginas? A: So that men will speak to them!

Q: What do you call the useless flesh that surrounds a vagina?

A: The woman!

Q: What’s the the definition of a vagina?

A: The box a penis cums in.

What's the definition of a tongue-twister?

A spiral pussy

What's the difference between eating pussy and driving in a snowstorm?

When you eat pussy, you can always see the arsehole in front of you!

Why is a woman's pussy like a warm toilet seat?

They both feel good, but you wonder who has been there before you!

Q. What is the difference between driving in the fog and eating pussy?
A. When you're driving in the fog, you can't see the asshole ahead of you.

The teacher asks Timmy, "why is your cat at school today?" Timmy says, crying, "Because I heard my daddy say to my mommy, 'I'm going to eat that pussy when the kids leave.' so I'm saving him!

What Do Black Lesbians Have For Breakfast?

Cocoa Muffs

A boy is at school and he hears the older kids talking about pussy, and their bitch. The boy confused by this goes to his mother. “Mom”, the boy asks, “What’s a pussy?”

The mother being startled by this thinks quick and finds the closest dictionary and opens it up to a picture of a cat and says “Son, that is a pussy.” the son then asks “What’s a bitch?” The mother again thinking quickly opens to a picture of a dog and says “Son, this is a bitch.”

The son walks away still confused, and sees his father watching television. The son walks up to his father and says “Dad, what’s a pussy?” The father doesn’t want to miss the baseball game so he quickly whips out his Penthouse magazine to the centerfold, grabs a marker and draws a circle around the vagina and says “Son, this is a pussy!”

The son, now starting to understand what the older boys are talking about asks “Then, what is a bitch?”

The dad replies, “That’s everything outside the circle!”

 

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