Funny pudding jokes
Knock, Knock Who's there?
Pudding! Pudding who? Pudding your shoes on before your trousers is a silly idea!
Some not too smart gangsters decide to rob a bank. After several days of planning they agree on the best plan. The next day they get to work and are able to get into the bank relatively easy thanks to their planning. Once inside the main vault they discover one wall is full of safe deposit boxes and start to work on them immediately. They drill and pry open the first box only to find a small container of vanilla pudding inside.
The Head Gangster says "Okay, well, at least we can eat it." So they eat
the pudding. They drill and pry open up the second Safe deposit box and
there sits another pudding. They decide to devour it too.
Determined to find the goods, the process continues for the rest of the night until all the safe deposit boxes have been opened. They didn't find any money or jewelry in any of the boxes. Disappointed the head gangster said "Well, at least we got a free meal out of it."
The next day, while listening to the news they hear: "Yesterday the largest sperm bank in the USA was robbed by an unknown group of people."
A 6 year old boy was sitting on the steps of his appartment building, eating a huge bowl of chocolate pudding.
A man walked by and was surprised by just how big a bowl it was. He asked the youngster, " Is that a bowl of pudding?" To which the youngster replied, " Yes, Sir, it is."
The man then asked, " Are you going to eat all of it?"
The boy responded, " Yes, Sir, I am."
Then the man asked, " Does your mother know that you're going to eat all the pudding?"
The boy replied, No, Sir, she doesn't."
Then the man asked, " Well, don't you know that eating all the pudding isn't good for you?"
The boy answered, " My grandfather lived to be 100 years old."
And the man asked, " Is that because he ate a big bowl of pudding everyday?"
The boy cooly replied, " No. It's because he minded his own business."