Pittsburgh Steelers Jokes

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Pittsburgh Steelers Jokes

The city of Pittsburgh is on top of the sports world. To remain there, they'll have to sell the Pirates

The Steelers are keeping the natural grass on their field so that the offensive line has something to graze on.

Why did the Steeler fan grow a mustache? So he could look like his mother. 

Where will the Pittsburgh Steelers sit during next year's Super Bowl? On their couches at home!

What does a Steeler fan say when he steps up to the microphone? "Would you like fries with that?" 

Two Steelers fans walk past a bar. Hey, it could happen. 

What do you call a Steeler fan without a girlfriend? Homeless. 

I bought a car that had a Steeler bumper sticker on it.

After a month, I peeled the sticker off.

Not only does it run better, it passes better, too.

A man walks into a bar with a monkey... The place is full of Steeler fans and the Steeler game is on the t.v.

The man sets the monkey down on the bar, just as the Steelers kick a field goal... The monkey dances and then does a back-flip.

In the second quarter, the Steelers kick another field goal... Again, the monkey dances, and does a back-flip.

With 5 minutes left in the game, the Steelers kick yet another field goal... The monkey does his dance and his back-flip.

The bartender says to the man, "That's a neat trick the monkey does, but what does he do when the Steelers score a touchdown?"

The man says, "Beats me. I've only had him for 4 years."

Once upon a time, long, long ago there was a season when neither the Browns nor the Steelers made the post season playoffs. It seemed so unusual that the management of both teams got together and decided that there should be some sort of competition between the two teams, because of their great rivalry. So, they decided on a week long ice fishing competition. The team that catches the most fish at the end of the week wins.

So on a cold freezing day on Lake Erie they began their contest.

The first day after 8 hours of fishing the Browns had caught 0 fish and the Steelers had 100. At the end of the 2nd day the Browns had caught 0 fish and the Steelers 200.

That evening the Browns coach got his team together and said, "I suspect some kind of cheating is taking place." So the next morning, he dressed one of his players in black and yellow and sent him over to the Steelers camp to act as a spy. At the end of the day he came back to report to the coach. The coach asked, "Well, how about it, are they cheating?"

"They sure are!" the player reported, "They're cutting holes in the ice."

Why did Arnold Palmer move to Florida from Latrobe PA? To get away from the Steelers fans.

What did the Steeler fan do when he was given a pink slip? He put it on!

At a child custody hearing, the judge asked little Joey, "Do you want to live with your mommy?"

Joey said, "No. Mommy beats me."

The judge asked, "Would you rather live with your daddy instead?"

Joey said, "No. Daddy beats me, too."

The judge asked, "Well, who do you want to live with?"

Joey said, "I want to live with the Pittsburgh Steelers. They don't beat anybody."

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