pedophile jokes

Funny jokes about pedophiles

 

Two pedophiles are walking down the street. One turns to the other and says "I'll swap you two fives for a ten."

 

Q. What kind of file do you need to turn a 15mm hole into a 40mm hole?
A. A pedophile.

 

Q. What's a pedophile's favorite part of a hockey game?
A. Before the First Period.

 

My girlfriend called me a pedophile and my jaw just dropped.

After all, that's a pretty big word for a 10 year old.

 

"Father, I called a man a son-of-a-bitch yesterday."

"Why did you call him a son-of-a-bitch??" the priest asked.

"Because, father, he touched me on my arm without permission"

"Do you mean like this??" He touches her arm.

"Yes father."

"That's no reason for calling him a son-of-a-bitch."

"But father he also touched my breasts."

"You mean like this??" He touches her breasts.

"Yes father."

"That's no reason to call him a son-of-a-bitch."

"But father, he took off my clothes."

"Like this??" He takes off her clothes.

"Yes father."

"That's no reason to call him a son-of-a-bitch."

"But father he then put his you-know-what in my you-know-where."

"Like this??" He put his you-know-what in her you-know-where.

"Yes father," she says sometime later, after catching her breath.

"But that's no reason to call him a son-of-a-bitch."

"But father, he has AIDS."

"THAT SON-OF-A-BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!"

 

As the alter boy is leaving to go home, the priest says, "See you later alligator!" The alter boy replies, "In a while pedophile!"

 

 

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