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One Direction jokes

A dick with 10 arms, 10 legs and half a penis walked into a bar, the barman said 'I've told you before, one direction, you're banned'.

One Direction have been involved in a car accident where they were rammed from behind on the M4. Wouldn't be the first time.

How do 5 gay men walk?

In One Direction.

Why did the mushroom go to the party?

Because he was a fungi. 

One Direction’s Zayn Malik has decided to ditch the fags.

I didn’t know he was going to start a solo career!

What do you call an old lady with a cat?

You don’t, Harry does.

What do you like in girls Louis?

I like girls who eat carrots.

Interviewer: Olly Murs said that to help him get no. 1 he promised naked photoshoot. Will you guys do the same?

Harry: Yes I saw a pic of him with a hat on his dingaling.

Louis: But, what is a dingaling?

Harry: Umm..

Louis: Oh, you mean his penis?

Harry: yea!

Interviewer: Louis you can do one with a carrot infront.

Harry: No it wont cover it.

*Harry and Loui's low five."

Harry: *Penis Jokes*

One Direction's Zayn Malik has vowed to ditch the fags.

I didn't know he was planning on starting a solo career.

 

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