nose jokes

Funny jokes about the nose

 

Your nose was on time but you were fifteen minutes late.

 

You know. It's not the size of a nose that's important. It's what's in it that matters.

 

Everybody take cover. She's going to blow.

 

A nose walks into a bar and asks for a drink.

The bartender says, "Sorry, I can't serve you. You're already off your face."

 

Her nose isn't much trouble. She just has to lift it a little to eat!

 

He got some of his features from his parents, but that nose had to be his own idea!

 

How do you know when there's a elephant under your bed?

Your nose touches the ceiling.

 

Did you hear about the boy who got worried when his nose grew to eleven inches long?

He thought it might turn into a foot.

 

Ask him if he can smell what you're thinking.

 

Excuse me. Is that your nose or did a bus park on your face.

 

Door of a plastic surgeon's office:

"Hello, can we pick your nose?"

A guy has celery sticking out of one ear, lettuce out of the other, and a zucchini up his nose.

He goes to the doctor and asks him what's wrong.

The doctor tells him, "Well, for one thing, you're not eating right."

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