New England Patriots jokes

Funny jokes about the New England Patriots


Tom Brady suffered a knee injury and may be out for the year. Bill Belichick will replace him with tapes of a healthy Brady.


what do you call 50 guys sitting around watching the super bowl on tv?

(the patriots)


Q: What do General George Washington's Continental and Militia New England Patriots and possums have in common? 

A: Both play dead at home in Valley Forge and get killed on the road! 


What does Bill Belichick ask for every Christmas?

A new camera.


What do Patriots players do to get attention in Boston?

Go to a Red Sox game.


Q: How was the space shuttle like the New England patriots?

A: For 72 seconds they were both flying high.


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