New England Patriots jokes
Funny jokes about the New England Patriots
Tom Brady suffered a knee injury and may be out for the year. Bill Belichick will replace him with tapes of a healthy Brady.
what do you call 50 guys sitting around watching the super bowl on tv?
Q: What do General George Washington's Continental and Militia New England Patriots and possums have in common?
A: Both play dead at home in Valley Forge and get killed on the road!
What does Bill Belichick ask for every Christmas?
A new camera.
What do Patriots players do to get attention in Boston?
Go to a Red Sox game.
Q: How was the space shuttle like the New England patriots?
A: For 72 seconds they were both flying high.