Minnesota Vikings jokes

Funny jokes about Minnesota Vikings

Q: What does a wrecked car and the Minnesota Vikings have in common?

A: Neither has a title!


Q: What did the Vikings fan say after his team won the Super Bowl?

A: "Dammit mom, why'd you wake me up? I was having an amazing dream!"


Q. What do you call a Viking with a Super Bowl ring?
A. A thief!


Q. What's the difference between the Vikings and a dollar bill?
A. You can still get four quarters out of a dollar!


I’ve heard the Vikings have set up a crisis line to explain their recent lack of Super Bowl success.

For those wanting to call, the phone number is 1-800-10-10-10.

Again, that number is 1-800-won nothing-won nothing-won nothing.


Q. What do the MN Vikings & Billy Graham have in common?

A. They both can make 40,000 people stand up & yell “Jesus Christ!”


Q: Four Vikings are in a car. Who’s driving?

A: The police.


The Vikings and the Packers decided to have a three-day ice fishing tournament. On the first day, the Packers caught 100 fish and the Vikings didn’t catch any. The Vikings were skunked. On the second day, the Packers caught 200 fish and the Vikings didn’t catch any. Again, the Vikings were skunked. On the third day, the Vikings were getting worried, so Brad Childress pulled Adrian Peterson aside, dressed him in full Packers gear and sent him with the Packers to see why they were catching so many fish. That day the Packers caught 300 fish and the Vikings caught none. When Peterson returned several Vikings asked, “what’s the deal, are they cheating?” Peterson replied, “you bet they are, they’re drilling holes in the ice!”



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