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Funny karate jokes


To raise money for the karate school a monk was selling pizza. A man walked in and said, "Make me one with everything."

So the monk said that would be $15. The man handed the monk a twenty dollar bill.

After a minute he asked where his change was, to which the monk replied, "Change must come from within."


"Karate is a form of martial arts in which people who have had years and years of training can, using only their hands and feet, make some of the worst movies in the history of the world."


You know that you are taking classes at the wrong Karate school when you get to be on first name basis with the Emergency Room staff.


Chuck Norris died 20 years ago, death just hasn’t built up the courage to tell him yet.


A huge guy walks into a bar, approaches a little guy and karate chops him in the back. When the little guy gets up, the huge guy says, "That was a karate chop from Korea."

A little later, the huge guy walks back over to the little guy and karate chops him in the back. The huge guy says, "That was a karate chop from China."

The little guy leaves the bar, comes back and hits the huge guy on the back. The huge guy lies unconscious on the floor. The little guy tells the bartender, "Tell him that was a crowbar from Sears."


What is a pig's favourite Karate technique ?


Pork Chop.


Two men had trained together for 40 years, attending tournaments almost weekly during all of those years.  One passes away and the other, though saddened by the loss of his friend, goes to a tournament the next weekend.  While changing into his worn gi, the spirit of the man's friend appears to him.  The spirit of the karateka smiles to his friend and tells him, "I have good news and I have bad news."


The living karateka asks, "What is the good news."


The spirit, "There is karate in heaven."


The karateka replies, "Really?  That's great!  What's the bad news."


The spirit answered, "Your first match is tomorrow and you're up against Gichin Funakoshi."


Bob- I've just taken up a new martial art from sweden

Sam - what's it called?

Bob- Ikea-do

Sam- i thought that was from Finland.

Bod - no mate, you must be thinking of Noki-out

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