ice cream jokes

Funny ice cream jokes


A teacher asks her class: If there are 5 birds sitting on a fence and you shoot one of them, how many will be left?

She calls on little Johnny. He replies, None, they all fly away with the first gun shot

The teacher replies: The correct answer is 4, but I like your thinking.

Then Little Johnny says: I have a question for you. There are three women sitting on a bench having ice cream: One is delicately licking the sides of the triple scoop of ice cream. The second is gobbling down the top and sucking the cone. The third is biting off the top of the ice cream. Which one is married?

The teacher, blushing a great deal, replied: Well I suppose the one thats gobbled down the top and sucked the cone.

To which Little Johnny replied: The correct answer is the one with the wedding ring on, but I like your thinking.


What do you call a person who can sit on an ice cream and tell the flavor?

A smartass!


Yo' Mama is so poor, she DJs for the ice cream truck.


The young man entered the Ice Cream Palace and asked, "What kinds of ice cream do you have?"

"Vanilla, chocolate, strawberry," the girl wheezed as she spoke, patted her chest and seemed unable to continue.

"Do you have laryngitis?" the young man asked sympathetically.

"Nope," she whispered, "just vanilla, chocolate and strawberry."


Q: What do you get from an Alaskan cow ?

A: Ice Cream


I scream, you scream, we scream, we all scream for ice cream.



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