flood jokes

Funny Jokes About flood

Q: Why is massive flooding a great way to meet your neighbors?

A: Their junk keeps floating into your bedroom!

 

Q: What detergent do Flood victims use to wash their clothes?

A: Tide!

 

A businessman and a lawyer were fishing in the Caribbean. Attempting to strike up a conversation, the lawyer said, "I'm here because my house burned down and everything I owned was destroyed in the fire. My insurance paid for everything."

"What a coincidence," said the businessman. "I'm here because my house and all of my belongings were destroyed by a flood. Fortunately, my insurance company paid for everything too."

Looking a little confused, the lawyer asked, "How do you start a flood?"

 

It was a terrible storm. Six inches of rain had fallen in the

first twenty-four hours. Eight had fallen on the second day. The

entire town was flooded. Over at the Bronson house, little Jimmy

Bronson, eight-years-old, sat at the window of his upstairs room

and stared outside. He was looking at a sun hat that was floating

in one direction for a while, then seemed to get caught up and

start to float back toward the house. The process went on for hours.

  Jimmy's uncle came by the house to see if all was well, and saw

his nephew staring.  He started to look too, and couldn't understand

why the hat kept moving up and back, up and back.

  Finally he asked Jimmy, "What's going on down there?"

  Jimmy said, "That's Pa.  Last week he said, 'Come hell or high

water, I'm going to mow the lawn Saturday!'"

 

What kind of lights did Noah have on the Ark?

Flood lights!

 

 

 

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