Funny egg jokes
What did Snow White call her chicken?
What do you call an egg who is on the computer too much?
An "Egg Head".
Who tells the best egg jokes?
What did the egg say to the boiling water?
I don't think I can get hard, I just got laid this morning!
WHY IT is bad TO BE AN EGG?
You only get laid once, you only get hard once, and when you DO finally get hard, it takes under three minutes and you're already in hot water.
Did you hear the joke about the broken egg?
(Yes, it cracked me up!)
Q: Why did the egg go to school?
A: To get egg-ucated
Q. What part did the egg play in the movies?
A. He was an "Egg-stra".
Q. What did the eggs do when the light turned green?
A. They egg-cellerated.