earthquake jokes

Funny jokes about the earthquake


Q: What do cows produce during an earthquake?

A: Milkshake!


Q: Did you hear about the earthquake in Haiti?

A: It caused $100 million worth of improvements!


Congress was evacuated after the 5.8 earthquake, in fear of what might happen.

And sure enough, the worst followed: they returned.


The earthquake brings all the boys to the yard.


After the earthquake yesterday Obama and the DNC discovered three new faults:

  1. Bush’s fault, 2. Tea party’s fault and, 3. Not my fault.


The earthquake is the agitation cycle of God’s washing machine. Hurricane Irene is the spin cycle.


The earthquake was caused by the founding fathers turning over in their graves!



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