crude jokes

Funny crude jokes

 

Q. What is the difference between a woman and a washing machine?

A. You can bung your load in a washing machine and it won't call you a week later.

 

Q. What did the elephant say to the naked man?

A. "How do you breath through something so small?"

 

Q. What did the banana say to the vibrator?

A. Why are you shaking she's going to eat me.

 

Q. Three words to ruin a man's ego...
A. "Is it in?"

 

The trouble with practical jokes is that very often they get elected.

 

Q. Why did god create Adam before he created eve?

A. Because he didn't want anyone telling him how to make Adam.

 

Q. Have you heard about the new super-sensitive condoms?

A. They hang around after the man leaves and talks to the woman.

 

Q. What did the two lesbian frogs say to each other?

A. WE DO TASTE LIKE CHICKEN!

 

Q. What's the difference between love and herpes?

A. Love doesn't last forever.

 

 

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