crude jokes

Funny crude jokes

  

Q. What did the elephant say to the naked man?

A. "How do you breath through something so small?"

 

Q. What did the banana say to the vibrator?

A. Why are you shaking she's going to eat me.

 

Q. Three words to ruin a man's ego...
A. "Is it in?"

 

The trouble with practical jokes is that very often they get elected.

 

Q. Why did god create Adam before he created eve?

A. Because he didn't want anyone telling him how to make Adam.

 

Q. What's the difference between love and herpes?

A. Love doesn't last forever.

 

 

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