boob jokes

Funny jokes about boobs

Q: What did the ghost say to the hornets?

A: BOO bees.

 

Q: What did the ghost say to the hornets?

A: BOO bees.

 

What did one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob?

If we don't get some support soon, people are going to think we're nuts.

 

What kind of bees make milk?

Boobies!

 

A women came home one day with a mirror and told her husband it was magic. Her husband told her to prove it.

She said watch, ''Mirror, mirror on the wall, make my boobs biggest of all.''

Sure enough, they grew huge.

The husband was amazed and said, "Ooh, oooh, let me try! Mirror, mirror show me more, make my dick touch the floor.''

His legs fell off.

 

A family is at the dinner table. The son asks his father, 'Dad, how many kinds of boobs are there?

The father, surprised, answers, 'Well, son, there are three kinds of breasts. In her 20s, a woman's breasts are like melons, round and firm. In her 30s to 40s, they are like pears, still nice but hanging a bit. After 50, they are like onions'. 'Onions?' 'Yes, you see them and they make you cry.'

This infuriated his wife and daughter so the daughter said, 'Mum, how many kinds of 'willies' are there?'

 

The mother, surprised, smiles and answers, 'Well dear, a man goes through three phases. In his 20s, his willy is like an oak tree, mighty and hard. In his 30s and 40s, it is like a birch, flexible but reliable. After his 50s, it is like a Christmas tree'. 'A Christmas tree?' 'Yes - dead from the root up and the balls are just for decoration.'

 

 

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