beef jokes

beef jokes

Funny beef jokes

 

Q: What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?

A: Anyone can roast beef.

 

Q: What's a cow's favorite moosical note?

A: Beef-flat

 

Q: Why can't the bankrupt cowboy complain?

A: He's got no beef.

 

Q:  What do you call a cow with no front legs?

A:  Lean Beef

 

Q:  What do you call a cow with no legs at all?

A:  Ground beef

 

You're so ugly your mom has to tie a roast beef sandwich around your neck to get the dog to play with you.

 

I bet the butcher he couldn't reach the beef on the top shelf, but he said the steaks were too high.

 

 

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