Funny beef jokes
Q: What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
A: Anyone can roast beef.
Q: What's a cow's favorite moosical note?
Q: Why can't the bankrupt cowboy complain?
A: He's got no beef.
Q: What do you call a cow with no front legs?
A: Lean Beef
Q: What do you call a cow with no legs at all?
A: Ground beef
You're so ugly your mom has to tie a roast beef sandwich around your neck to get the dog to play with you.
I bet the butcher he couldn't reach the beef on the top shelf, but he said the steaks were too high.