beef jokes

beef jokes

Funny beef jokes


Q: What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?

A: Anyone can roast beef.


Q: What's a cow's favorite moosical note?

A: Beef-flat


Q: Why can't the bankrupt cowboy complain?

A: He's got no beef.


Q:  What do you call a cow with no front legs?

A:  Lean Beef


Q:  What do you call a cow with no legs at all?

A:  Ground beef


You're so ugly your mom has to tie a roast beef sandwich around your neck to get the dog to play with you.


I bet the butcher he couldn't reach the beef on the top shelf, but he said the steaks were too high.



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