Funny jokes about the ankle
A man goes into the doctor.He says, "Doc, you gotta check my leg. Something's wrong. Just put your ear up to my thigh, you'll hear it!"The doctor cautiously placed his ear to the man's thigh, only to hear, "Gimme 20 bucks. I really need 20 bucks.""I've never seen or heard anything like this before. How long has this been going on?" The doctor asked."That's nothing Doc. Put your ear to my knee."The doctor put his ear to the man's knee and heard it say, "Man, I really need 10 dollars. Just lend me 10 bucks!!""Sir, I really don't know what to tell you. I've never seen anything like this." The doctor was dumbfounded."Wait Doc, that's not all. There's more, just put your ear up to my ankle," the man urged him.The doctor did as the man said and was blown away to hear his ankle plead, "Please, I just need 5 dollars. Lend me 5 bucks, please, if you will.""I have no idea what to tell you. There's nothing about it in my books," he said, as he frantically searched all his medical reference books."I can make a well educated guess though," he continued. "Based on life and all my previous experience, I can tell you that your leg seems to be broke in three places."
Did you hear about that guy who was tap dancing?
He broke his ankle when he fell into the sink.
One day a boy and a girl were on top of a shed. They were fixing the shingles when suddenly the ladder fell down. The shed was too tall for them to jump down safely. So the boy walks around the shed looking for a way down, "Hey! Look! I found a pile of poop! We could jump down in there!" The girl said, "NO WAY!" So the boy hops over the side and landed in the poop pile. He yells back up at the girl, "Come on down, it's only ankle-deep!" So the girl hops over the side. PLOP! She is covered from head to toe in poop. She looks at the boy and yells, "I thought you said it was only ankle-deep!" The boy replies, "Yeah! But I jumped in head first!"
Why did the dachshund bite the woman's ankle ?
Because he was short and couldn't reach any higher !
Doctor, doctor, sorry I'm late, I broke my ankle.
Huh - another lame excuse.
Why do blondes wear panties?
To keep their ankles warm.