Subway restaurant jokes

subway jokes

Funny jokes about Subway restaurant


Yo' Mama is so stupid, she thought Subway made trains.



How to annoy a subway worker?

1) ask them to cut the cheese into 1/4's, when they fisnish tell them that you want them to be whole pieces of cheese. 
2) argue over bread. 
3) keep changing your order 
4) ask to sample a bag of chips, open one and say you don't like it.


I went to a Subway sandwich shop, and I said, 'Let me have a bun,' but she wouldn't sell me just a bun. She said it had to have something on it. She told me it's against regulations for Subway to sell just a bun; I guess the two halves ain't supposed to touch. So, I said, 'Alright, put some lettuce on it,' which they did. They said, 'That'll be $1.75.' I said, 'It's for a duck.' They said, 'Alright, well then it's free.' See, I did not know that -- ducks eat for free at Subway. Had I known that, I would've ordered a much larger sandwich. 'Lemme have the steak fajita sandwich, but don't bother ringing it up, it's for a duck! There are six ducks out there, and they all want SunChips!'



You must work at Subway, 'cause you just gave me a footlong.


A boy walks onto a crowded subway and takes a seat in front of a heavy women.

The woman says "If you were a gentelman, you would stand up and ley someone else sit down".

The boy replies "and if you were a lady, you would stand up and let four people sit down".


Subway, you pay other people to do your wife's job.


To this day, the boy that used to bully me at school still takes my lunch money.

On the plus side, he makes great subway sandwiches.



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