Spiderman jokes

Funny jokes about Spiderman

 

Q: What is a Spider-Man's favorite part of the joke?

A: The "punch" line!

 

Q: What is Spider-Man's favorite month?

A: Web-ruary.

 

Why is Spiderman the most stupid superhero of them all?

Because he wears his underwear over his head.

 

It was a normal day where crime rates are low. Superman was flying from place to place.

 

Then, he saw batman. he flew down an talked to batman.

Superman: hey batman, lets go out for beer and burger.

Batman: sorry supe, i have to fix my bat mobile. I can't fight crime without it tomorrow.

so superman continued his flight until he saw spiderman. Again, he asked spiderman;

Superman: hey batman, lets go out for beer and burger.

Spiderman: sorry supe, i have to fix my web shooter. I can't fight crime without it tomorrow.

so superman continued his flight untill, he saw wonder woman. she was stark naked lying at here garden.

so, with his super speed, superman flew down and shagged her.

it was so fast that wonder woman was shocked.

wonder woman: hey, what just happened?

invisible man: i dunno but it hurts like hell !!!

 

 

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