Puerto Rican jokes

Q: How does every Puerto Rican joke start?

A: By looking over your shoulder.

 

Q: Why wasn't Jesus born in Puerto Rico?

A: He couldn't find 3 wise men or a virgin.

 

THREE PROOFS THAT JESUS WAS PUERTO RICAN

His first name was Jesus

He was bilingual

He was always being harassed by the authorities

 

Q: Why is there so little Puerto Rican literature?

A: Because spray paint wasn't invented until 1949.

 

Q: Why aren't there any Puerto Ricans on Star Trek?

A: They won't work in the future either.

 

Why are there no Puerto Rican doctors?

Because you can't write prescriptions with spray paint.

 

Q) What do you say to a Puerto Rican in a three-piece suit?

A) Will the defendant please rise.

 

An Italian, an Irishman, and a Puerto Rican jump off the Empire State Building. Who lands first?

The Italian; because the Irishman stops to ask directions, and the Puerto Rican stops to spray paint on the walls.

 

 

 

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