Puerto Rican jokes
Q: How does every Puerto Rican joke start?
A: By looking over your shoulder.
Q: Why wasn't Jesus born in Puerto Rico?
A: He couldn't find 3 wise men or a virgin.
THREE PROOFS THAT JESUS WAS PUERTO RICAN
His first name was Jesus
He was bilingual
He was always being harassed by the authorities
Q: Why is there so little Puerto Rican literature?
A: Because spray paint wasn't invented until 1949.
Q: Why aren't there any Puerto Ricans on Star Trek?
A: They won't work in the future either.
Why are there no Puerto Rican doctors?
Because you can't write prescriptions with spray paint.
Q) What do you say to a Puerto Rican in a three-piece suit?
A) Will the defendant please rise.
An Italian, an Irishman, and a Puerto Rican jump off the Empire State Building. Who lands first?
The Italian; because the Irishman stops to ask directions, and the Puerto Rican stops to spray paint on the walls.