Popeye jokes

Funny jokes about Popeye

 

Q. What does Popeye do to keep his favorite tool from rusting?

A. Sticks it in Olive Oyl.

 

San Francisco - The number of people sickened by an E. coli outbreak traced to tainted spinach rose to 110 this morning as the famed Popeye The Sailor was found dead in his houseboat in the San Francisco bay area. Popeye was 98 years old.

 

Even Popeye didn't eat his spinach until he absolutely had to.

 

Trying to control my dry hair, I treated my scalp with olive oil before washing it.

Worried that the oil might leave an odor, I washed my hair several times.

That night when I went to bed, I leaned over to my husband and asked,

"Do I smell like olive oil?"

"No," he said, sniffing me. "Do I smell like Popeye?

 

Popeye turns 75 this year.

You can tell the sailor man is getting older.

He no longer eats spinach to fight Brutus... He now does it to fight

irregularity.

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