Peyton Manning jokes

Peyton Manning jokes

What do you call a Peyton Manning fan with half a brain?

Gifted!

 

Q: “What has eight arms and an I.Q. of 60?”

A: “Peyton Manning and 3 blokes watching a football game.”

 

What beverage does Peyton Manning drink?

Penal-tea!

 

How many American Football players does it take to change a light bulb?

The entire team with Peyton Manning! And they all get a semester's credit for it!

 

Q: What do you get when you put 28 cheerleaders and Peyton Manning in one room?

A: A full set of teeth.

 

How do you keep Peyton Manning out of your yard?

Put up a goal post!

 

Q: If Peyton Manning is in a car; who's driving??
A: The Police

 

I heard that Peyton Manning was on steroids. His I.Q. and neck size are the same number.

 

Peyton Manning is so huge the instead of a number he should have a license plate.

 

Football is a game of inches, and that's how Peyton Manning moves the ball.

Q. How is Peyton Manning like my neighbor?

A. He can't pick up a single yard!

 

Q: Why is Peyton Manning like a grizzly bear?

A: Every fall he goes into hibernation.

 

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