Peyton Manning jokes
What do you call a Peyton Manning fan with half a brain?
Q: “What has eight arms and an I.Q. of 60?”
A: “Peyton Manning and 3 blokes watching a football game.”
What beverage does Peyton Manning drink?
How many American Football players does it take to change a light bulb?
The entire team with Peyton Manning! And they all get a semester's credit for it!
Q: What do you get when you put 28 cheerleaders and Peyton Manning in one room?
A: A full set of teeth.
How do you keep Peyton Manning out of your yard?
Put up a goal post!
Q: If Peyton Manning is in a car; who's driving??
A: The Police
I heard that Peyton Manning was on steroids. His I.Q. and neck size are the same number.
Peyton Manning is so huge the instead of a number he should have a license plate.
Football is a game of inches, and that's how Peyton Manning moves the ball.
Q. How is Peyton Manning like my neighbor?
A. He can't pick up a single yard!
Q: Why is Peyton Manning like a grizzly bear?
A: Every fall he goes into hibernation.