Oklahoma State Cowboys jokes

Funny jokes about Oklahoma State Cowboys

 

Q. Why don't Oklahoma State Cowboys grads use 911 in an emergency?

A. Because they can't find the "eleven" on the phone dial.

 

Q. Why was Oklahoma State Cowboys late for so many games last year?

A. Every time they passed a sign that said "Clean Restrooms" they did.

 

What's the difference between Oklahoma State Cowboys cheerleaders and The Titanic?

A: Only 1,000 went down on The Titanic.

 

Why did indians protest the Sugar Bowl from being played in the Superdome?

A: It's a sacred Oklahoma State Cowboys burial ground.

 

What do you get when you drag a $1000 bill in the housing projects?

A: An Oklahoma State Cowboys recruiting trip.

 

Q. How did the Oklahoma State Cowboys die from drinking milk?

A. The cow fell on him!

 

Q: What does a Oklahoma State Cowboys fan do when his team has won the championship?

A: He turns off the PlayStation 3.

 

Why do Oklahoma State Cowboys grads put their diplomas in their windshield?

A. So they can park in handicap spots.

 

If you have a car containing a Oklahoma State Cowboys wide receiver, a Oklahoma State Cowboys linebacker, and a Oklahoma State Cowboys defensive back, who is driving the car?

The cop.

 

What do you say to an Oklahoma State Cowboys football player in a suit?

 Will the defendent please rise?

What do you get when you put the girlfriends of a dozen Oklahoma State Cowboys fans in one room?

A full set of teeth!

 

Why can't Oklahoma State Cowboys fans go on the internet?

He can't put 3 w's together.

 

What do tornadoes and Oklahoma State Cowboys grads have in common?

They both always end up in trailer parks!

 

 

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