Land Rover jokes

Funny jokes about Land Rover


Not many people know that the manufacturer

of Land Rovers attempted to market a computer.

Why did they stop?

The could not find a way to get it to leak oil!


Did you hear the one about the guy that peeked into a Land Rover and asked the owner

"How can you tell one switch from another at night, as they all look the same ?"

"He replied, it does not matter which one you use, nothing happens !"


You know you're a Land Rover owner when your marriage is easier to keep going than your truck.


You know your a Land Rover owner when you park your truck in different spots to ensure a even application of oil to your own driveway.


All Land Rovers are like women - They moan on long journey's, embarrass you in front of friends and you spend more money than you ever expected once you've commit yourself to one.


A Land Rover doesn't leak oil, it marks its territory.


When Neil Armstrong set foot on the moon 30 years ago Cape Canaveral mission control came through and asked him to comment on what he saw?

He turned around, looked at the Earth and replied.

"I can see two things"

"I can see the Great Wall of China"

"I can also see the gap between the Land Rover's door and frame"


Q: What goes on pages 4-5 of the Land Rover's users’ manual?

A: The train & bus schedule

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