Justin Bieber jokes
Miley Cyrus shaves more often than Justin Bieber.
It seems he is using her older sisters in his videos.
Most of the Justin’s concert are free because no one is willing to pay for it.
Police are now using Justin Bieber’s songs as torture devices.
Even deaf cannot resist the song of Justin Bieber.
Kim Kardashian received death threats from Justin Bieber fans after he jokingly tweeted that she was his girlfriend. One Justin Bieber fan tweeted that she will use her lunch money to hire a hit man.
Q. What’s the difference between Justin Bieber and Lady Gaga ?
A. One of them has balls and it ain’t Bieber.
Justin Biebers new song is “if i were a boy”.
You’ve got to feel sorry for JB ………….. She’s under extreme pressure with all the hype surrounding her.
Q: How to make Justin Bieber cry?
A: Tell him Santa’s not real!
Justin Beiber fell off the ladder trying to reach puberty .
Justin Beiber will star on next transformer movie , his name in transformer will be “Faggatron” .
Q: When will Justin Bieber win the Grammy ?
A: After Justin Bieber hits the puberty , damn he will never win Grammy then.
JB wants new Barbie Doll kit as christmas gift .
JB doesn’t need mic to sing , no one needs mic for lip-syncing .
Q: Why did the Chicken cross the Road?
A:To get away from Justin Bieber!!!
JUSTIN: mom i think i finally hit puberty
MOM: really? how do u know?
JUSTIN: I’m bleeding from my vagina.
Stop making fun of him. Every time you make fun of him, you’re making fun of someone’s daughter.
Instead of saying when pigs fly say when justin beiber hits pueberty.
According to E! , Justin Bieber and Usher is in relationship and was found on late night dating. They will marry once Justin turns 18.
“Justin Bieber Finally hit the Puberty” was the biggest April Fool Joke of the Year .
13yrs old Girl got detention for misspelling “Believers” as “BELIBERS”.
The Justin Bieber song “Baby” is the official theme song of Gay Association .
Obama : We are going through major crisis , all the teen girls are becoming Lesbian.
Press : How can you tell than ?
Obama : Because they fantasize sex with Justin Bieber .
I called Justin Bieber gay, and he slapped me with his purse.
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Justin Biebers new song is “if i were a boy”.
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Justin Bieber is the Brand Ambassadors of sanitary pads.
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What’s the difference between a water bottle and puberty? A water bottle has already hit justin bieber.
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justin bieber thought he had 8 pubes and then the spider moved away.
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I used to have a voice just like Justin Beiber, then I turned four.
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About 17 years ago, a woman was impregnated by a tank of helium, 9 months later Justin Bieber was born
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justin biebers best song is “if i were a boy”.
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Q. What’s the difference between Justin Bieber and Lady Gaga ?
A. One of them has balls and it ain’t Bieber.
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Justin bieber crossed the road to beat a chicken but came back crying because the chicken won
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Justin Bieber witnessed kim kardashian’s nip slip but it shouldn’t really affect him coz not long ago he was being breastfed.
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Stop making fun of Justin Beiber. He’s not gay she’s lesbian.
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Justin Bieber’s mother often tells his friends stories of when he was little. The stories are from a few months ago.
What’s the difference between a water bottle and puberty? A water bottle has already hit justin bieber. ~
justin bieber thought he had 8 pubes and then the spider moved away. ~
I used to have a voice just like Justin Beiber, then I turned four. ~
About 17 years ago, a woman was impregnated by a tank of helium, 9 months later Justin Bieber was born ~
justin biebers best song is “if i were a boy”. ~
Q. What’s the difference between Justin Bieber and Lady Gaga ?
A. One of them has balls and it ain’t Bieber. ~
Justin bieber crossed the road to beat a chicken but came back crying because the chicken won ~
Justin Bieber witnessed kim kardashian’s nip slip but it shouldn’t really affect him coz not long ago he was being breastfed. ~
Stop making fun of Justin Beiber! He’s not gay she’s lesbian! ~
Q: What does Justin Bieber and the crowd at Time Square for new years have in common?
A: Theyre both waiting for balls to drop!
 
I called Justin Bieber gay, and he slapped me with his purse.
 
Justin Bieber is the Brand Ambassador of sanitary pads.
 
Whats the difference between a water bottle and puberty? A water bottle has already hit Justin Bieber.
 
Justin Bieber thought he had 8 pubes and then the spider moved away.
 
I used to have a voice just like Justin Beiber, then I turned four.
 
About 17 years ago, a woman was impregnated by a tank of helium, 9 months later Justin Bieber was born
 
Justin Biebers best song is if i were a boy.
 
Q. Whats the difference between Justin Bieber and Lady Gaga ?
A. One of them has balls and it aint Bieber.
 
Justin Bieber crossed the road to beat a chicken but came back crying because the chicken won
 
Justin Bieber witnessed kim kardashians nip slip but it shouldnt really affect him coz not long ago he was being breastfed.
 
Stop making fun of Justin Beiber. Hes not gay shes lesbian.
 
Justin Biebers mother often tells his friends stories of when he was little. The stories are from a few months ago.