Jeff Gordon jokes

Funny jokes about Jeff Gordon

Did you hear that Jeff Gordon is getting a new crew chief from

China?   His name is Win-Won Soon.

A man walks into a bar with his dog. A NASCAR race is on a TV. He sits down and asks how Gordon is doing. The bartender says "Gordon is in 25th". The dog jumps up, and runs around

the barstool 25 times. Several laps later, the bartender says "Gordon is up to 10th". The dog jumps up again and runs around the barstool 10 times. A few laps later, the bartender says "Gordon is up to 3rd",

after which the dog again jumps up and runs around the barstool 3 times The bartender says "WOW!! That dog is amazing!! What does he do if  Gordon wins?"

 

    "I don't know", says the man, "I've only had him a year and a half!"

I Didn't Know Jeff Gordon Was Gay!

NASCAR Champion, Jeff Gordon announced today that he was firing his entire pit crew.

This announcement followed Gordon’s decision to take advantage of President Obama’s scheme to employ inner-city Black youngsters. The decision to hire them was brought about by a recent documentary on how unemployed youths from Harlem were able to remove a set of wheels in less than 6 seconds without proper equipment, whereas Gordon’s existing crew could only do it in 8 seconds with thousands of dollars worth of high tech equipment.

It was thought to be an excellent and bold move by Gordon’s management team, as most races are won or lost in the pits. However, Gordon got more than he bargained for..

At the crew’s first practice session, not only was the inexperienced crew able to change all 4 wheels in under 6 seconds, but within 12 seconds they had changed the paint scheme, altered the VIN number, and sold the car to Dale Earnhardt Jr. for 10 cases of Bud Light, a bag of weed, and some photos of Jeff Gordon’s wife in the shower.

How Does Jeff Gordon Find His Dick?

 

he Sneezes ...

Q: Why Is Jeff Gordon Always In The Lead?
A: He Loves Getting Slammed In The Rear. ...

Why Does Jeff Gordon Carry Crap In His Wallet?

for Identification.

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