Q: How does every Japanese joke start?
A: By looking over your shoulder.
Q: Why do Japanese Sumo Wrestlers shave their legs?
A: So you can tell them apart from the feminists.
"A Japanese man walked into the currency exchange in New York City with 2000 yen and walked out with $72.
The following week, he walked in with another 2000 yen, and was handed $66.
He asked the teller why he got less money that week than the previous week.
The teller said, "Fluctuations."
The Japanese man stormed out, and just before slamming the door, turned around and shouted, "Fluc you Amelicans, too!"
A frustrated Japanese father vented, "When I was a youngster, I was disciplined by being sent to my room without supper. But in my son's room, he has his own color TV, telephone, computer, and CD player."
"So what do you do?" asked his friend.
"I send him to MY room!" exclaimed the father.
Japanese scientists have created a camera with a shutter speed so fast,
they can now photograph a woman with her mouth shut.
It's proven, Japanese people come faster than the British. Probably because they don't have to wait a decade for the video to buffer.
Q: What's a Japanese girl's favorite holiday?
A: Erection day.