Italian jokes

Funny jokes about Italians


Q: What is a four-letter word in Italian for goodbye?

A: "BANG"!


Q: Did you hear about the winner of the Italian beauty contest?

A: Me neither


No bringing home college girls, Berlusconi!


Q: What do you get when cross an Italian with a gorilla?

A: A retarded gorilla.


Q: How do you know if an italian has been in your back yard?

A: Your garbage is knocked over and your dog is pregnant.


What's the Italian battle flag?

A white cross on a white background.


So homosexuality is illegal in Qatar.

Should make the Italian goal celebrations interesting.


I was watching the final on Sunday with a bunch of Italians-at first they were all supporting Germany, but they all changed sides half way through when Germany started losing.


Who says history doesn't repeat itself?


Q: What's the difference between an Italian grandmother and an elephant?


A: 50 pounds and a black dress.

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