Funny jokes about Italians
Q: What is a four-letter word in Italian for goodbye?
Q: Did you hear about the winner of the Italian beauty contest?
A: Me neither
No bringing home college girls, Berlusconi!
Q: What do you get when cross an Italian with a gorilla?
A: A retarded gorilla.
Q: How do you know if an italian has been in your back yard?
A: Your garbage is knocked over and your dog is pregnant.
What's the Italian battle flag?
A white cross on a white background.
So homosexuality is illegal in Qatar.
Should make the Italian goal celebrations interesting.
I was watching the final on Sunday with a bunch of Italians-at first they were all supporting Germany, but they all changed sides half way through when Germany started losing.
Who says history doesn't repeat itself?
Q: What's the difference between an Italian grandmother and an elephant?
A: 50 pounds and a black dress.