Italian jokes

Funny jokes about Italians

 

Q: What is a four-letter word in Italian for goodbye?

A: "BANG"!

 

Q: Did you hear about the winner of the Italian beauty contest?

A: Me neither

 

No bringing home college girls, Berlusconi!

 

Q: What do you get when cross an Italian with a gorilla?

A: A retarded gorilla.

 

Q: How do you know if an italian has been in your back yard?

A: Your garbage is knocked over and your dog is pregnant.

 

What's the Italian battle flag?

A white cross on a white background.

 

So homosexuality is illegal in Qatar.

Should make the Italian goal celebrations interesting.

 

I was watching the final on Sunday with a bunch of Italians-at first they were all supporting Germany, but they all changed sides half way through when Germany started losing.

 

Who says history doesn't repeat itself?

 

Q: What's the difference between an Italian grandmother and an elephant?

 

A: 50 pounds and a black dress.

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