Internazionale jokes

Funny jokes about Internazionale

 

 

Q. What do you call a Internazionale fan with an IQ of 40?

A. Extremely gifted.

 

The Devil was constantly challenging St Peter to a game of soccer, but St Peter refused, until one day while walking around’ heaven he discovered that quite a number of international footballers had entered the ‘pearly gates’.

“I think I’ll arrange to play that soccer game,” said St Peter to the Devil. “We have a great number of international soccer stars in heaven at the moment from which to select a winning team.”

“You’ll lose, you’ll lose!” taunted the Devil. “What makes you so sure we’ll lose?” enquired St Peter. “Because,” laughed the Devil, “we have all the referees down here.”

Might as well say the same for Internazionale.

 

Three old football fans are in a church, praying for their teams. The first one asks, “Oh Lord when will Tottenham stop buying the refs?”

God Replies, “In the next five years.”

“But I’ll be dead by then,” says the man.

The second one asks, “Oh Lord, when will Manchester United stop buying the refs?”

The Good Lord – answers, “In the next ten years.”

“But I’ll be dead by then,” says the man.

The third one asks, “Oh Lord when will Internazionale stop buying the refs?”.

God answers, “I’ll be dead by then!”

 

 

A kid goes into a soccer store and asks the owner: “I would like to buy an official Internazionale jersey. Do you have any?” And the store owner replies: “Which one? The team jersey or the referee’s jersey?”

 

In a class, the teacher is asking everyone what jobs their parents have and she comes to Jimmy next.

Teacher: And what does your dad do?

Jimmy: He’s a stripper in a gay bar and often lets other men touch his privates.

After class, Teacher takes Jimmy to one side.

Teacher: Is that true about your dad?

Jimmy: No, he plays for Internazionale but I was too embarrassed to say.

 

A Internazionale  fan finds a magic lamp on the street.

After rubbing it excitedly, Genie comes out of the lamp.

“I am your magic Genie and I will grant you one wish.”

The Internazionale fan thinks carefully and responds.

“Look at this map, he points at the map towards the Middle East. I want this region of the world to finally live peacefully.”

The Genie replies “Are you kidding me? I can’t grant that wish! No way, that is impossible. You need to think of something else.”

“Okay” says the Internazionale fan “I want Internazionale to be as great as Manchester United.”

The genie thinks for a minute.. looks back at the Internazionale fan and says “Alright, let me see that map again.”

 

Act 1: Internazionale win the Champions League

Act 2: Internazionale win the Champions League

Act 3: Internazionale win the Champions League

What's the name of the play? Mission Impossible

 

Q. What do Internazionale fans do when their team wins the Champions League?

A. They turn off Play Station.

 

 

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