Houston Texans jokes

Funny jokes about Houston Texans

 

Q: Why do Texans players keep their Wonderlic results on their dash boards?

A: So they can park in the handicap spaces.

 

Q: What's the difference between the Houston Texans and a dollar bill?

A: You can still get four quarters out of a dollar bill.

 

Q: What do you call 47 millionaires around a TV watching the Super Bowl?

A: The Houston Texans.

 

Q: What do the Houston Texans and Billy Graham have in common?

A: They both can make 70,000 people stand up and yell "Jesus Christ".

 

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