Houston Texans jokes
Funny jokes about Houston Texans
Q: Why do Texans players keep their Wonderlic results on their dash boards?
A: So they can park in the handicap spaces.
Q: What's the difference between the Houston Texans and a dollar bill?
A: You can still get four quarters out of a dollar bill.
Q: What do you call 47 millionaires around a TV watching the Super Bowl?
A: The Houston Texans.
Q: What do the Houston Texans and Billy Graham have in common?
A: They both can make 70,000 people stand up and yell "Jesus Christ".