Harry Reid jokes

Funny jokes about Harry Reid


A life long supporter of Harry Reid was lying on his death bed when he suddenly decided to join another party.

"But why?" asked his puzzled friend, "You're labour through and through Harry Reid Why change now?"

The man leaned forward and explained: "Well, I'd rather it was one of them that died and not one of us."


"Daddy," a little girl asked her father, "do all fairy tales begin with 'Once upon a time'? "

"No, sweetheart," he answered. "Some begin with 'If Harry Reid is elected.'"


What's the difference between a good politician and Harry Reid ?

A headstone.


How can you tell when Harry Reid is lying?

His lips are moving.


Political TV commercials prove one thing:

Harry Reid can name all his good points in 30 seconds.


A Politician like Harry Reid, should be changed often, like nappies, and for the same reason.


Vote for the man who promises least; Harry Reid will be the least disappointing.


Many people will spend the summer occupied with fishing and politics. In fishing you use a worm, and in politics Harry Reid uses you.


Q: What's the difference between Harry Reid and a prostitute?

A: The prostitute gives value for the money she takes.

Q: What happens when you cross a pig with Harry Reid ?

A: Nothing. There are some things a pig won't do.


Instead of giving Harry Reid the keys to the city, it might be better to change the locks.


Don't vote for Harry Reid . You'll only encourage him/her.


As Harry Reid heard, crime does not pay as well as politics.


Three kids were walking down a dirt path in the forest. One of the kids sees Harry Reid drowing. The three boys save Harry Reid . Harry Reid is so pleased that they saved his life he decided to give each one of them a request. The first boy said, "Chicks, lots of hot chicks." The second boy said, "Candy, lots of candy." And the third boy said, "A coffin next to Grants tomb." Harry Reid asked why he wanted a coffin next to Grant's tomb, and the boy said, "When my dad finds out that I saved your life he is going to kill me."


Minimum wage for Harry Reid !

Money can’t buy happiness. But it sure makes misery easier to live with.


Harry Reid Philosophy: If it ain't broke, fix it 'till it is.

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