Fetish jokes

Fetish jokes

The blind daters had really hit it off and, at the end of the evening as they were beginning to undress each other in his apartment, the fellow said, "Before we go any further, Charlene, tell me do you have any special fetishes that I should take into account in bed?"

 

"As a matter of fact," smiled the girl, "I do happen to have a foot fetish...but I suppose I'd settle for maybe seven or eight inches."

A man with a fetish for very large women walks into a brothel. When asked what he wants, he says ‘I want a really large woman – as big as possible.’

He is shown this enormous woman, but he shakes his head – ‘nope, not fat enough. Get someone bigger than that.’

He is shown another, even more enormous woman. ‘Nope, still not big enough. I tell you what – give me the biggest woman you have!’.

He is shown the biggest woman who works in the brothel. She is unbelievably big – ‘That’s more like it!’

He is taken off to a room by the woman, and presently is on top of her going about satisfying his sexual desires. After a few minutes of heaving and groaning, he suddenly stops and says to the woman – ‘Sorry. Do you mind if I turn the light off?’

To which the woman replies ‘It’s me, isn’t it? I’m so big that you find me unattractive. ‘

To which the man replies – ‘No, not at all! I think you’re a very attractive woman. It’s just that the light bulb’s burning my as**!’

The Giants could have used a foot like that.

Rex loves the agony of defeet.

Imagine if Rex could see his own feet?

Rex got all hot and bothered talking about Santonio Holmes’ turf toe.

Something evil is afoot.

Now we know why he always puts his foot in his mouth.

Dr. Scholls is the Jets new team doctor.

No wonder Rex cannot think straight when the ref says it’s 4th and a foot.

The Patriots are now the Jets Arch Rival.

ToeGate?

Rex is a sole man.

Muslim women wear veils to stop men looking at them in a sexual way.

Well the joke's on them, I have a ghost fetish.

As I came up the stairs last night I thought;

"This step fetish of mine is getting out of hand."

I used to be embarrassed by my geology fetish.
I started off stroking gravel but now I'm feeling a little boulder.

One morning Little Jonny's mother was cleaning his room, and she found an S & M magazine under the bed. She was beside herself worrying, trying to think of how to handle the situation.

Finally her husband came home from work, and he asked her how her day was. The mother told him about the magazine. Shaking, she asked him how they were going handle this situation.

Her husband sat there for awhile, sighed, and said, "Well, I guess spanking him is out of the question."

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