Eli Manning jokes

Eli Manning jokes

Funny jokes about Eli Manning


Q: What do you get when you put 28 cheerleaders and Eli Manning in one room?

A: A full set of teeth.


How do you keep Eli Manning out of your yard?

Put up a goal post!


What beverage does Eli Manning drink?



Q: If Eli Manning is in a car; who's driving??
A: The Police


I heard that Eli Manning was on steroids. His I.Q. and neck size are the same number.




How many American Football players does it take to change a light bulb?

The entire team with Eli Manning! And they all get a semester's credit for it!


Football is a game of inches, and that's how Eli Manning moves the ball.


Eli Manning is so huge the instead of a number he should have a license plate.


What do you call a Eli Manning fan with half a brain?



Q: Why is Eli Manning like a grizzly bear?

A: Every fall he goes into hibernation.


Q. How is Eli Manning like my neighbor?

A. He can't pick up a single yard!


Q: “What has eight arms and an I.Q. of 60?”

A: “Eli Manning and 3 blokes watching a football game.”


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