Eli Manning jokes
Funny jokes about Eli Manning
Q: What do you get when you put 28 cheerleaders and Eli Manning in one room?
A: A full set of teeth.
How do you keep Eli Manning out of your yard?
Put up a goal post!
What beverage does Eli Manning drink?
Q: If Eli Manning is in a car; who's driving??
A: The Police
I heard that Eli Manning was on steroids. His I.Q. and neck size are the same number.
How many American Football players does it take to change a light bulb?
The entire team with Eli Manning! And they all get a semester's credit for it!
Football is a game of inches, and that's how Eli Manning moves the ball.
Eli Manning is so huge the instead of a number he should have a license plate.
What do you call a Eli Manning fan with half a brain?
Q: Why is Eli Manning like a grizzly bear?
A: Every fall he goes into hibernation.
Q. How is Eli Manning like my neighbor?
A. He can't pick up a single yard!
Q: “What has eight arms and an I.Q. of 60?”
A: “Eli Manning and 3 blokes watching a football game.”