Drama jokes

Funny jokes about drama

 

A science graduate asks, "Why does it work?"

 

An engineering graduate asks, "How does it work?"

 

The business graduate asks, "How much will it cost?"

 

A drama graduate asks, "Do you want fries with that?"

Difference between a Drama lesson and an English lesson?

 

In Drama the kids are meant to be running around screaming.

Whats the worst thing about being a drama teacher?

Explaining to your parents that you are gay.

A new manager spends a week at his new office with the manager he is replacing. On the last day the departing manager tells him, "I have left three numbered envelopes in the desk drawer. Open an envelope if you encounter a crisis you can't solve."

 

Three months down the track there is a major drama, everything goes wrong - the usual stuff - and the manager feels very threatened by it all. He remembers the parting words of his predecessor and opens the first envelope. The message inside says "Blame your predecessor!" He does this and gets off the hook.

 

About half a year later, the company is experiencing a dip in sales, combined with serious product problems. The manager quickly opens the second envelope. The message read, "Reorganize!" This he does, and the company quickly rebounds.

 

Three months later, at his next crisis, he opens the third envelope. The message inside says "Prepare three envelopes".

When you have to let go of all the pointless drama people who create it And surround yourself with the people who make you laugh so hard That you forget the bad focus solely on good. After all Life is too short to be anything but happy.

Most people love "Drama Comedy". It shows how they are. They think their lives is as touchy as drama but others think it's a comedy.

Life is like a drama: If u r sad (TRAGEDY) If u r afraid (SUSPENSE) ... If u r angry (ACTION) If u look in da mirror (COMEDY) NOW U R SMILING THAT'S (HORROR)!

 

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