Funny Dracula jokes
What do you call a dog owned by Dracula?
A blood hound.
Why does Dracula have no friends?
Because he's a pain in the neck.
How do you join the Dracula fan club?
- Send your name, address, and a blood sample.
Why was Dracula so unlucky in love?
- He always loved in vein
How did Dracula fall in love with his wife?
- It was love at first bite
Why has the most dangerous job in Transylvania?
- Dracula's dentist
Q: What kind of ship does Dracula own
A: Blood vessel.
Q: What is Dracula's position in baseball?
Q: Why did Dracula go to jail?
A: Because he robbed the blood bank.