Dracula jokes

Funny Dracula jokes


What do you call a dog owned by Dracula?

A blood hound.


Why does Dracula have no friends?

Because he's a pain in the neck.


How do you join the Dracula fan club?

- Send your name, address, and a blood sample.


Why was Dracula so unlucky in love?

- He always loved in vein


How did Dracula fall in love with his wife?

- It was love at first bite


Why has the most dangerous job in Transylvania?

- Dracula's dentist


Q: What kind of ship does Dracula own

A: Blood vessel.


Q: What is Dracula's position in baseball?

A: Batboy.


Q: Why did Dracula go to jail?

A: Because he robbed the blood bank.

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