Donald Duck jokes

 

Funny jokes about Donald Duck

 

Q: What do you get if you cross Donald with a whale?

A: Moby Duck

 

Q: What does Donald wear to a famous Hollywood party?

A: A Duxedo

 

Q: How cold was it at Disney World?

A: Donald Duck was seen wearing pants!

 

Donald Duck and Daisy Duck were spending the night together in a hotel room and Donald wanted to have ‘relations’ with Daisy.

The first thing Daisy asked was, 'Do you have a condom?'

Donald frowned and said, 'No.'

Daisy told Donald that if he didn't get a condom, they could not have ‘relations’.

'Maybe they sell them at the front desk,' she suggested.

So Donald went down to the lobby and asked the hotel clerk if they had condoms.

'Yes, we do,' the clerk said and pulled one out from under the counter and gave it to Donald.

The clerk asked, 'Would you like me to put it on your bill?

'No!' Donald quacked, 'I'll thucking thuffocate'

 

What mouse walks on 2 legs?

Mickey mouse

What duck walks on 2 legs?

Donald duck

No, all the ducks…

 

 

 

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