Denver Broncos jokes

Denver Broncos jokes

 

Q: What did the Denver Broncos get for trading Brandon Marshall to the Miami Dolphins?

A: A first round pick and a felon to be named later!

Q: What's the difference between the Denver Broncos and a dollar bill?

A: You can still get four quarters out of a dollar bill.

Q: What do the Denver Broncos and possums have in common?

A: Both play dead at home and get killed on the road!

Q: How many Denver Broncos does it take to win a Super Bowl? 
A: Only one (# 7) and he is retired.

Q: What do the Denver Broncos and possums have in common? 
A: Both play dead at home and get killed on the road

A Denver Broncos' fan was enjoying himself at the game in a packed Mile High Stadium, until he noticed an empty seat down in front. He went down and asked the guy next to it if he knew whose seat it was.

The guy said, "Yes, that's my wife's seat. We have never missed a game since the Craig Morton days, but now my wife is dead."

The fan offered his sympathy and said it was really too bad that he couldn't find some relative to give the ticket to and enjoy the game together.

"Oh no." the guy said. "They're all at the funeral."

What do the Broncos getting blown out in a game and a used car have in common? They both got owned.

 

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