Dallas Cowboys jokes

Dallas Cowboys jokes

Q: Why are the Dallas Cowboys like Hillary Clinton?

A: Both have Bills to push around.

Q: What do you say to a Dallas Cowboy in a suit?

A: Will the defendant please rise. 
Q: What is a Dallas Cowboys fan's favorite whine?

A: "We can't beat New York." 
A Dallas Cowboy fan, a Washinton Redskin fan and Julia Roberts were all sitting together on the subway when the lights went out, and the car went completely dark. In the darkness there was a kissing noise, and then the sound of a really loud slap! When the subway car’s lights came back on, Julia and the Redskin fan were sitting as if nothing happened, while the Cowboy fan was holding his slapped face! The Cowboy fan was thinking, "That Redskin fan must have kissed Julia, and she swung at him and missed, slapping me instead!" Meanwhile, Julia was thinking, "That Cowboy fan must have tried to kiss me, accidentally kissed the Redskin fan, and got slapped for it!" And the Redskin fan was thinking, "This is great! The next time the subway car’s lights go out, I'll make another kissing noise and slap the crap out of that Cowboy fan again!"

Q. What do you call 47 millionaires around a TV watching the Super Bowl?

A. The Dallas Cowboys

 

Q. What do the Dallas Cowboys and Billy Graham have in common?

A. They both can make 70,000 people stand up and yell "Jesus Christ".

 

 

Q. How do you keep a Dallas Cowboy out of your yard?

A. Put up a goal post.

Q.What do the Cowboys and a possums have in common?

A.Both play dead at home and get killed on the road!

Q. How many Dallas Cowboys does it take to win a Super Bowl?

A. Nobody remembers.

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