Cincinnati jokes

Funny jokes about Cincinnati

I just got back from a pleasure trip from Cincinnati. I took my mother-in-law to the airport.


Q: Why do people from Cincinnati keep their driver's license on their dashboards?

A: So they can park in handicap spaces.


Girls think boys are fit in Cincinnati. Boys think girls are sexy in Cincinnati. But hey, no worries – I am sure science will come up with something to help you.


How to impress woman in Cincinnati kiss her, hug her, compliment her, love her, tease her, protect her, listen to her, support her.

How to impress a man in Cincinnati: Show up naked with beer.


Q: How do people in Cincinnati vote?

A: Early and often! 



There is only one perfect wife in the world and every Cincinnati neighbor has it.


I was born in Cincinnati so was born to be a pessimist. My blood type is B Negative. 

I thought I wanted a career in Cincinnati, turns out I just wanted paychecks.



Never go to bed angry in Cincinnati, stay awake and plot your revenge.


Treat each day as your last in Cincinnati; one day you will be right. 


Cincinnati is such a wonderful city. Although I was at the library today. The guy was very rude. I said, ‘I’d like a card.’ He said, ‘You have to prove you're a citizen of Cincinnati.’ So I stabbed him.


I know the guy who writes all those bumper stickers. He hates Cincinnati .


My wife and I went back to Cincinnati where we spent our wedding night. Only this time, I stayed in the bathroom and cried.


Q: What's the only thing that grows in Cincinnati ?

A: The Crime Rate!


When I was a kid in Cincinnati I used to pray every night for a new bike. Then I realized that the Lord doesn’t work that way, so I stole one and asked him to forgive me.


Women in Cincinnati may not hit harder, but they hit lower.


Q: How do you know you are in Cincinnati?

A: When you pull up to a red light, you roll up your windows! 

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