Carolina Panthers jokes

Funny jokes about the Carolina Panthers

 

Q: What will the Carolina Panthers do if Ray Carruth is acquitted?

A: Change their offense to the Shoot and Run!

 

Q: What do you call an Carolina Panthers with a Super Bowl ring?

A: A thief.

 

Q: How do you keep a Carolina Panther out of your yard?

A: Put up goal posts.

 

Q: What do the Carolina Panthers and possums have in common?

A: Both play dead at home and get killed on the road!

 

Q: What's the difference between the Carolina Panther and a dollar bill?

A: You can still get four quarters out of a dollar bill.

 

Reports say that when Carolina Panther Jake Delhomme was told that he was released, he threw a tantrum.....that was intercepted.

 

 

 

 

Funny jokes about the Carolina Panthers

 

Q: What will the Carolina Panthers do if Ray Carruth is acquitted?

A: Change their offense to the Shoot and Run!

 

Q: What do you call an Carolina Panthers with a Super Bowl ring?

A: A thief.

 

Q: How do you keep a Carolina Panther out of your yard?

A: Put up goal posts.

 

Q: What do the Carolina Panthers and possums have in common?

A: Both play dead at home and get killed on the road!

 

Q: What's the difference between the Carolina Panther and a dollar bill?

A: You can still get four quarters out of a dollar bill.

 

Reports say that when Carolina Panther Jake Delhomme was told that he was released, he threw a tantrum.....that was intercepted.

 

 

 

 

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