Buffalo Bills jokes
Funny jokes about Buffalo Bills
Q: Why did the NFL refuse to punish the Bills Marshawn Lynch for his hit and run accident?
A: Six months with the Buffalo Bills is punishment enough!
Q: What did the Bills fan say after his team won the Super Bowl?
A: "Dammit mom, why'd you wake me up? I was having an amazing dream!"
The Definition of an optimist: A Buffalo Bills fan waiting at Buffalo Niagara International Airport for the Bills to return from winning the Super Bowl.
Report: In 2002 Bush considered sending troops to Buffalo
A wild celebration on the streets of Buffalo got out of hand when the Bills actually won a game.
The New York Police are cracking down on speeders heading into Buffalo .
For the first offense, they give you two Buffalo Bills tickets.
If you get stopped a second time, they make you use them.
Q. Where do you go in Buffalo in case of a tornado?
A. To Buffalo Bills Stadium - they never* touchdown there!
Q: If the Buffalo Bills left to Toronto - what other game would Bills fans turn to?
A: Russian Roulette
A guy walks into the Anchor Bar, orders a drink, and asks the waiter if he'd like to hear a good Buffalo Bills joke.
"Listen buddy," he growled. "See those 3 big guys on your left? That's Demetrius Bell, Donte Whitner, and Trent Edwards. And that other fellow on your right is Leodis McKelvin. That Demetrius Bell guy is the son of Karl Malone. Now, are you absolutely positive you want to go ahead and tell your Bills joke here?"
"Nah, guess not," the man replied. "I wouldn't want to have to explain it 5 times."
Q: Did you hear the Bills fired Marv Levy?
A: They felt the team lacked a killer instinct, so they hired O.J. Simpson.